What are Veselin Topalov and Vishy Anand saying to each other?
No prizes! Just for fun!
Topalov: I'm the greatest player in 2008.
Vishy: You understand that I sandbagged the last tournament, right?
Anand: Hey, Topalov! Hello?!
*waves hand in front of "Topalov"'s face*
Topalov statue: ...
Topalov: Hey! Anand do I look a like a King?
Anand: Huh?!? you look like a horse! (Anand making a horse sound)
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This is only for fun... I don't mean to hurt...
Anand: Hey Veselin, good match the other day. You played as good as any computer nudge, nudge, wink, wink, Say no more, Say no more.
Topalov: *Glares angrily at Anand* Nobody makes fun of the Bulgarian Bombshell and gets away with it. NOBODY! Silvio, release the hounds!
Topalov: "I can't believe you wore that sweater, Vishy. I cannot acknowledge you in public looking like this."
Anand: "But I LIKE this sweater. My grandmother gave it to me. And when I hold my arm like this the stripes match up..."
Topalov: "I couldnt believe he did it"
Anand: "Yeah, I taught him that"
Anand: "Hey Topey, what color pawn do I have in my hand?"
Topalov: "Who cares? Have you seen the pictures of all those women chessplayers at chess.com?"
Topalov: "How does the horsey move again?"
Anand: "Like this."
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