" A true chess player is a guy or girl who thinks and has the talent to think, as it is a hard game with a lot of hurdles"

Chess Players MATE better!

The chess player is a warrior fighting  to the end ............    

I once had lunch with Bobby Fischer, quaint little cafe with a black and white checkered table cloth, I asked him to pass the salt and it took him thirty minutes!

Love many, trust few and always paddle your own canoe...

Im a noob that may be true, but i guess my mind is better than you

Not chess in particular but I love this one:-

'Better to say nothing and have people think you're a fool....than open your mouth and remove all doubt!!'

Groucho Marx (I think?)

Always pay attention to your queen, especially in real life because you may not see the fork.

To all chessmasters, don't teach all of your knowledge to your students because someday they will also going to beat you with your very own moves

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At the end of the game, the King and the pawn are put into the same case.

Chess requires an alive, alert, awake, and active mind:  Four A's.  Often a chess player gets many A's in school too.  Let's face it, chess players have to be smart chess players to win a lot and be rated highly.  A chess player should not have low self-esteem or a poor attitude.  Give yourself credit. 

People who say,"Chess is for nerds!", are sincerely stupid, or they're just trying to get attention from people who think they're cool.

I'm surprised that even lots of people in this website have the ability to beat some grandmasters.

The king could never threat the opposing queen.

Chess is stress.

"The queen is the one with the tits." - Chess coach

"Chess is candy for the mind"

Even six year olds can dominate in chess.

You can tell if you're against a noob if they take your piece with no protection behind them.

Notes to all:

-Never do HW while playing blitz.

-Never play chess when your head hurts.

-Make sure you have used the bathroom/eat before you play long sessions at tournaments.