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Should your "better half" play chess?

  • GM Gserper
  • | Feb 3, 2013
  • | 30092 views
  • | 127 comments

In my column "Pros and Cons" I discuss the subjects that have no clear answer. Are doubled pawns good or bad, is an isolated pawn an asset or a liability, what's better a Bishop or a Knight?  The answer is the same to all these questions: "It depends!"  

Today I want to express my opinion on a subject which doesn't involve pieces and pawns but is very important for any chess player.  Do you want a soul-mate who is as avid about chess as you?  Of course the answer is still the same: "it depends". Intuitively you want to have a significant other who shares your passion for chess. I remember when I was a teenager, I was absolutely sure that my future wife would play chess (and I mean play well!). But slowly I moved to a totally opposite camp whose motto is "opposites attract", and their favorite joke is "one chess player in a family is already way too much". It was a long transition  but I can say that I am happy with the results as I managed to appreciate the little things in life that you tend to miss while being  obsessed with a tiny world of 64 squares. I learned that your partner doesn't need to be familiar with the Sicilian in order for both of you to enjoy a sunset, and a tasty meal (my wife is an excellent cook) doesn't require knowledge of basic endgames. Let me tell you about the exact moment of my transformation.

The year was 1999 and I was playing the US Championship in Salt Lake City (it is an extremely beautiful place by the way, so if you never been there, you definitely should check it out!). I was playing the semi-final match against GM Alex Yermolinsky and pretty close to winning my game and going to the final. Then time trouble set in, and to my horror I blundered my extra pawn. At the end I had to play accurately not to end up in a worse position. Judge for yourself:



So instead of winning the game and the match I had to play a tie break. As all chess players know too well, after such a horrible miss, a sleepless night was all but guaranteed! And here is where the miracle happened--a beautiful girl came to me and asked why I didn't capture my opponent's piece.  "What piece?", I asked. "This one", she replied and showed the palm of her hand with her fingers spread out. At first I didn't understand what she was talking about, but then it occurred to me that she was talking about the Queen, since this was exactly what the Queen looked like on a demo board.

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Initially I wanted to explain to her her that I wish I could win my opponent's queen, but it was impossible to do, and then realized that it makes no sense to provide chess variations to a girl who didn't even know how the chess pieces were called. I was speechless. I still vividly remember the way she showed me the queen with her palm.  It was so funny, naive, and cute! No chess playing person would have been able to eliminate my stress in literally 2 seconds! Needless to say I slept that night like a baby thinking about that beautiful queen. The next day I won the match.

If this little story hasn't convinced you yet that a professional chess player needs a non-chess-playing spouse, here is an episode from another US Championship. By that time that beautiful girl was already my wife and knew all the pieces, but was still blissfully unaware of en passant, stalemate, and other mundane details of the royal game. The tournament wasn't going very well for me and my game vs. Ben Finegold was practically the last chance to improve my tournament situation and possibly win a better prize.  Alas, I screwed up again, and the game was a draw. 

Here is what I wrote in a blog :

Today after the game I had to apologize to my opponent (Ben Finegold) for the last 10 or so moves. Even spectators could see that all my efforts to convert an extra pawn were hopeless. Of course I knew that and still kept playing. I wasn't hoping for miracles or that my esteemed opponent would make some stupid mistake (he is much better than that). I kept playing for my wife who was watching the game online. She doesn't know how to play chess, but can count pawns. So I showed her that I couldn't possibly promote my extra pawn. It was my little way of saying "I am sorry honey for leaving you for 12 long days".

We live in a society where divorces are more the norm rather than an exception. Many of my grandmaster colleagues have been married 2-3 times. Is it that difficult to have a happy marriage? Every couple has its own recipes. My favorite is this: every morning you stop the temptation to check the results of that super-duper tournament and you don't turn on the computer to check how your stock portfolio is doing. Instead you listen to your partner over morning coffee. I ain't no Dr.Phil, but some common sense could save many marriages. In my case it helps a great deal that I am married to the best girl in the world.  Tonight she called me again. "I saw you couldn't queen that little guy, but it was an exciting game anyway. You played very well!"

"I know", I agreed, eagerly. After all, it is very good that she doesn't know how to play chess. 

Comments


  • 15 months ago

    forrie

    BigLew: "My wife doesn't like chess, she like Scrabble® instead.  Thanks for this article.  I will not argue with her any more about which game is better."


    My wife doesnt play chess - she says she doesnt like to loose. She also likes scrabble but she insists that we play scrabble with the chess clock as I am thinking too long - she says it is because I am a chess player.

  • 15 months ago

    billsmith

    wow I bet she has a smile

  • 15 months ago

    ultramind

    this is the first time i hear about chess love story, it was very romantic

  • 15 months ago

    D4EAGLE

    Good article!  And yes, common sense goes a long way!

  • 15 months ago

    satranjkikhilari

    splendid story......

  • 15 months ago

    Luhongbin

    "Chess, like love, is infectious at any age." -- Flohr, an interesting story~

  • 15 months ago

    sylbour

    Really, really good! It is great to see that a top chess player doesn't have to be like the weird and unsettling Loujine in Nabokov's Defense.

  • 15 months ago

    aditya_juvvala

    Makes me of all the little joys that my wife got me in my life through her!

    Thanks for the article.

  • 15 months ago

    LuminatusKnight

    Like Sherlock Holmes said in his newmovie " I hate having anything with a brain bobbing about between my legs" LOL He was talking about horses but he makes a good point. 

  • 15 months ago

    Mayhemus

    Interesting article - made me smile

  • 15 months ago

    Matou2

    Thanks for the article, another good one as usual!!

  • 15 months ago

    thuntsman

    I was at that 1999 US Championship as a spectator and actually watched the above semi-final game.  Amazing to think that that was the moment Grigory met his wife.  I enjoyed this article and would add that there can be great satisfaction in teaching the basics of the royal game to your partner. 

  • 15 months ago

    freshbeats50

    Why was the breatiful girl that didn't know anything about chess at a chess tournament? Was she there with somebody that did know chess? Was she there with Alex Yermolinsky? Did you actually end up capturing his queen in real life?

  • 15 months ago

    Gorpo

    Thanks for this article, is good to look at things from a "outside of the box" perspective. Also, I appreciate you having the courage to not provide insightful hints of the game itself, but just some wisdom drops for people on the verge of becoming too addicted to those 64 squares. Chess is a game, and there's more to life than just that.

  • 15 months ago

    ShamimLike

    beautiful! :)
    have a nice coffee tomarrow! ;) 

  • 15 months ago

    JemimaWinder

    My boyfriend can play chess, but in the 7 years we've been together he's never played me.  I suspect it's because he's scared of being beaten but it's very annoying!

  • 15 months ago

    chessshane

    Great story :-)

  • 15 months ago

    anin1985

    BEAUTIFUL.

  • 15 months ago

    Aily

    Good Game i liked it thank you sir yours DriKristappa

  • 15 months ago

    CyriacAntony

    nice article!

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