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Should your "better half" play chess?

  • GM Gserper
  • | Feb 3, 2013
  • | 32143 views
  • | 127 comments

In my column "Pros and Cons" I discuss the subjects that have no clear answer. Are doubled pawns good or bad, is an isolated pawn an asset or a liability, what's better a Bishop or a Knight?  The answer is the same to all these questions: "It depends!"  

Today I want to express my opinion on a subject which doesn't involve pieces and pawns but is very important for any chess player.  Do you want a soul-mate who is as avid about chess as you?  Of course the answer is still the same: "it depends". Intuitively you want to have a significant other who shares your passion for chess. I remember when I was a teenager, I was absolutely sure that my future wife would play chess (and I mean play well!). But slowly I moved to a totally opposite camp whose motto is "opposites attract", and their favorite joke is "one chess player in a family is already way too much". It was a long transition  but I can say that I am happy with the results as I managed to appreciate the little things in life that you tend to miss while being  obsessed with a tiny world of 64 squares. I learned that your partner doesn't need to be familiar with the Sicilian in order for both of you to enjoy a sunset, and a tasty meal (my wife is an excellent cook) doesn't require knowledge of basic endgames. Let me tell you about the exact moment of my transformation.

The year was 1999 and I was playing the US Championship in Salt Lake City (it is an extremely beautiful place by the way, so if you never been there, you definitely should check it out!). I was playing the semi-final match against GM Alex Yermolinsky and pretty close to winning my game and going to the final. Then time trouble set in, and to my horror I blundered my extra pawn. At the end I had to play accurately not to end up in a worse position. Judge for yourself:



So instead of winning the game and the match I had to play a tie break. As all chess players know too well, after such a horrible miss, a sleepless night was all but guaranteed! And here is where the miracle happened--a beautiful girl came to me and asked why I didn't capture my opponent's piece.  "What piece?", I asked. "This one", she replied and showed the palm of her hand with her fingers spread out. At first I didn't understand what she was talking about, but then it occurred to me that she was talking about the Queen, since this was exactly what the Queen looked like on a demo board.

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Initially I wanted to explain to her her that I wish I could win my opponent's queen, but it was impossible to do, and then realized that it makes no sense to provide chess variations to a girl who didn't even know how the chess pieces were called. I was speechless. I still vividly remember the way she showed me the queen with her palm.  It was so funny, naive, and cute! No chess playing person would have been able to eliminate my stress in literally 2 seconds! Needless to say I slept that night like a baby thinking about that beautiful queen. The next day I won the match.

If this little story hasn't convinced you yet that a professional chess player needs a non-chess-playing spouse, here is an episode from another US Championship. By that time that beautiful girl was already my wife and knew all the pieces, but was still blissfully unaware of en passant, stalemate, and other mundane details of the royal game. The tournament wasn't going very well for me and my game vs. Ben Finegold was practically the last chance to improve my tournament situation and possibly win a better prize.  Alas, I screwed up again, and the game was a draw. 

Here is what I wrote in a blog :

Today after the game I had to apologize to my opponent (Ben Finegold) for the last 10 or so moves. Even spectators could see that all my efforts to convert an extra pawn were hopeless. Of course I knew that and still kept playing. I wasn't hoping for miracles or that my esteemed opponent would make some stupid mistake (he is much better than that). I kept playing for my wife who was watching the game online. She doesn't know how to play chess, but can count pawns. So I showed her that I couldn't possibly promote my extra pawn. It was my little way of saying "I am sorry honey for leaving you for 12 long days".

We live in a society where divorces are more the norm rather than an exception. Many of my grandmaster colleagues have been married 2-3 times. Is it that difficult to have a happy marriage? Every couple has its own recipes. My favorite is this: every morning you stop the temptation to check the results of that super-duper tournament and you don't turn on the computer to check how your stock portfolio is doing. Instead you listen to your partner over morning coffee. I ain't no Dr.Phil, but some common sense could save many marriages. In my case it helps a great deal that I am married to the best girl in the world.  Tonight she called me again. "I saw you couldn't queen that little guy, but it was an exciting game anyway. You played very well!"

"I know", I agreed, eagerly. After all, it is very good that she doesn't know how to play chess. 

Comments


  • 17 months ago

    Balachandar

    Is this meant to imply that you won't have a happy marriage if your wife is a chess player too [perhaps professional]?

  • 17 months ago

    lyongliang

    Lovely! :)

  • 17 months ago

    OBIT

    Hey... you stole my "It depends" catchphrase, which I use with all my students.  I really should have copyrighted that thing.  

  • 17 months ago

    jhreb

    dawww.. Good article!

  • 17 months ago

    Jausch46

    Grandmaster, I appreciate your empathy. Chess is sometimes all too absorbing, and one can easily forget about the outside world. But happiness is only illusionary if it is not shared with our dearest. And this for this, chess is of secondary importance. Thank you for this great story.

  • 17 months ago

    ObesePlant

    Great article! Better love story than twilight! :)

  • 17 months ago

    zrahman

    Very nice anecdote!

  • 17 months ago

    CM JamesColeman

    Great article. My wife doesn't play chess, on the other hand I'm thinking about a divorce from chess, or at least a trial separation, as the years ago by I fall more out of love with "her" :-)

  • 17 months ago

    guerocles

    Great history!

  • 17 months ago

    Time_Paradox

    TWILLIGT SERIOUSLY????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

  • 17 months ago

    Ironknight777

    Thanks for sharing, sweet article. 

  • 17 months ago

    diogens

    It's the nicest pawn promotion I've heard about Wink

  • 17 months ago

    BigLew

    My wife doesn't like chess, she likes Scrabble® instead.  Thanks for this article.  I will not argue with her any more about which game is better.

  • 17 months ago

    mohan_godbole

    If the close one.may spouse , or even parrents are epert in the same game , it givesan extra stress while playing. I observed my students age group of 12 to 15, were playing so joyful whether winning or lossing but my daughter of the same age group used to very stressful while playing, she used to be always in tension of winnig the game. 

    So it is better that close one should not be strong in the same field of you.

  • 17 months ago

    mohan_godbole

    If the close one.may spouse , or even parrents are epert in the same game , it givesan extra stress while playing. I observed my students age group of 12 to 15, were playing so joyful whether winning or lossing but my daughter of the same age group used to very stressful while playing, she used to be always in tension of winnig the game. 

    So it is better that close one should not be strong in the same field of you.

  • 17 months ago

    Hurincrato

    "It depends!" Great article!

  • 17 months ago

    amrita1

    Excellent article on a very debatable subject !

    Thanks for sharing !

    Wishing you & your wife very long lasting & happy married life !

    Afterall,winning the :Queen" off the board is more important than that on the board !Smile

  • 17 months ago

    Pano_SOO

    That's all awesome except your endgames :)). A beautiful story to tell. I have to congrats your prospective you propose to see things in life. That's great mind prospective. My wife doesn't play chess at all but I'm sure she'll enjoy this article.

  • 17 months ago

    supernovex

    Thanks for interesting story ;) I really enjoyed it ;)

  • 17 months ago

    Spektrowski

    Couldn't help but remember the two anecdotes about the late World Champion Vasily Smyslov and his wife.

    First one:

    At some USSR Championship, several chess players' wives were asked whether they play chess. Nadezhda Andreevna Smyslova answered: "I don't play chess, but I do understand the position."

    GM Mark Taimanov, hearing that, said with sadness: "For me, it's vice versa. I do play chess, but sometimes I don't understand the position at all."

    Second one:

    At the 1962 USSR Championship, Vasily Smyslov adjourned his game against Lev Aronin. After some home analysis, he decided that the position was hopeless for him and decided to call the arbiter and tell him that he resigns.

    "No, you shouldn't", Nadezhda Andreevna protested. "You must fight on!"

    "But there are no chances..."

    "I said, go and play!"

    The next day, Smyslov quickly drew the game and then called his wife.

    "Congratulations, Nadya", he said, "your evaluation of this endgame was better than mine!"

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