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The Tangled Web We Weave

Submitted by Liam46 on Mon, 04/13/2009 at 12:00pm.

The Tangled Web We Weave

 

I asked (wrote a note to) the deaf,

elderly man I play chess with to stop

saying "STUPID" all the time.  He berates

himself.  He gives no credit to the rhyme

and reason of my game.  He seeks the perfect

crime.  No blunders on either side.

 

I have let this crazy making habit ride,

but no longer.  He may be the stronger player

but today I tried a new way to defeat him.

I established my defense; a fence of pawns

sawtoothed across the board, each one

supported by another, a veritable Maginot Line.

 

Then I waited like a spider, killing time.

 

He gets impatient.  In the past I attacked,

and was caught in the counter.  Now

I mercilessly waited for him to falter.

It was sublime when he said: "Nothing's happening,"

mis-moved a Knight and was caught.

TDF'd him as Grandmaster Nigel Long once said:

Trapped, Dominated, F**ked.

(Short must have learned his game in prison.)

 

It wasn't luck, but I feel bad.

Who'd a thunk it?

 

 

» posted in Fun & Trivia
 

Comments:

by shredderdude - 2 years ago
United States
Member Since: Dec 2009
Member Points: 4

This passage was funny and super-cool, like me!!!

by punkyboy - 2 years ago
Tai Pei Taiwan
Member Since: Jun 2009
Member Points: 387

Don't feel bad. It was a nice game!!Wink

by ppeets - 2 years ago
hawaii United States
Member Since: Sep 2008
Member Points: 161

don't feel bad. it seems he forgot about Germany's solution to the Maginot line. they went around it. (toTDF is human, to kick-ass, divine.) aloha,...ppeets

by Tunisian - 2 years ago
Ariana Tunisia
Member Since: Apr 2009
Member Points: 1

Well done

by WhiteFire - 2 years ago
Santa Clarita United States
Member Since: Jun 2008
Member Points: 65

   I love that quote.

by CICELY - 2 years ago
Miami, Florida Cuba
Member Since: Oct 2008
Member Points: 17

self esteem, trust, and perseverance. That's an invincible strength. I really liked it, and confirm a lot about you.

Thank you for sharing.

by Tonya_38 - 2 years ago
Kentucky United States
Member Since: Dec 2008
Member Points: 121

Formidable! Love it!

 

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