A little song to sing for those who take chess a little too seriously =P


(This is going to seem weird if you don't get Bohemian Rhapsody in your head right now =P)

Is this a sacrifice?
Or Is this a hanging piece?
Capture with my knight?
Or push pawn to e3?
I open my eyes
And look up the board to see
I made a blunder, so you can checkmate me
Oh easy come, easy go, lost on time - played too slow
Anyway the game goes, doesn't really matter to me...
To me.

*Flashback*

Ai yah - I just lost a piece.
Attacking with my pawn, hung my knight and now it's gone.
Ai yah - the game had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown three points away.
Ai yah - (ooooooooooh)
I'm trying not to cry
Maybe I'll have better luck tomorrow
Carry on, carry on - I'll pretend it doesn't matter.

Too late, I saw your queen
And with discovered check, my game has gone to heck.
Goodbye, little king - it's time to go
Should've castled earlier (heh, that's the truth)
Ai yah - Ooooooh
I don't want to lose
I sometimes wish I never played chess at all...

*Bishop rocks out on a guitar solo while a moody rook sets the tone on drums*

I'll start this game, fianchetto is my plan
Scare the king, scare the king
With my open long diagonal
Now we're really fighting, Tactics are igniting
Check!
You're in trouble, you're in trouble
You're in trouble, you're in trouble
You're in trouble - Where to go?
Magnifico!

I win this game with my queen the check-maker
Let's play a last one - for a tie breaker!
Spare me excuses and play once more with me.
Easy come, easy go? I won't let you go
You can't leave! No! We have one more to go!
(Let him go!) You can't leave! We have one more to go!
(Let him go!) You can't leave! We have one more to go!
(Let him go!) Have one more to go!
(Let him go!) Just one more to go!
(Let him go!) Not gonna go! No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, you can't go
Just play this last one and put some time aside for me!
For me!
For meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

*Bishop really rocks out on this solo*

So you think you can leave me and spit in my eye??
So you think you can play two and leave with a tie??
Oooooh baby, can't do this to me baby.
Just gotta play one, just gotta play one more right here.

*Bishop pours the last of his energy into epic guitar solo and has to be carried offstage by 4 pawns*

*Epiphany*
Nothing really matters, when the games are done
Nothing really matters, nothing really matters ... just fun
...

Anyway the games go ...



=)