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The Mayonaisse Jar of Life

I found this on another website and wanted to post it here. The person that posted it wasn't the creator so they cannot be creditted for it but its still a fantastic piece of writing.

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When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar...and the beer.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous "yes."

The professor then produced two cans of beer from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.

"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided,"I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things--your family, your children, your health, your friends, your favorite passions--things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. "

"The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, your car."

"The sand is everything else--the small stuff."

"If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you."

"Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children.Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house, and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first, the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the beer represented.

The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of beers."

Comments


  • 15 months ago

    TheTimeToWin

    Isn't this nice! Lol thanks for the reference to my favorite drink!!

     

    Laughing

  • 15 months ago

    2340rbd4

    "Mayonaisse" is the way posh people describe salade creamFrown

  • 15 months ago

    LisaV

    The professor was trysts.

    Nice story.  Kind of a mental chiropractor, no.  I'll remember that when I pull the sheets over my head and sleep better. 

  • 15 months ago

    gimmewuchagot

    aww, mayo is the (kinda icky) sauce!

    "...no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of beers."-Unknown

    BRRRILLIANT! :P

  • 15 months ago

    SonofPearl

    Wise words! Cool I think I'll 'borrow' that too! Wink

  • 15 months ago

    petitbonom

    Good stuff.

  • 15 months ago

    blackfirestorm666

    Cool :)

  • 15 months ago

    Wizard_Esk

    Excellent! Thanks for posting :D Going to steal that and post elsewhere :)

  • 15 months ago

    VuduChile

    SmileLaughingSmileLaughingSmile

  • 15 months ago

    blackfirestorm666

    Like I said I can't be creditted with the post as it was from an unknown source online but still very very true :)

    Thanks for your comments x

  • 15 months ago

    stringybark

    lol, good one Donna, have a great day, cheers Laughing

  • 15 months ago

    LadyMisil

    I love it, Donna!

  • 15 months ago

    mrguy888

    Is mayonaisse an instrument?

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