My friend just e-mailed me. He was sitting watching tv when a mosquito landed on his crotch. His slap a mosquito when it lands on you instinct kicked in and resulted in a painful blow to the right testicle.
Haha. He hit himself in the testicles. I like stories about people getting hit in the testicles.
What does this have to do with chess? Well, I was playing chess on facebook against a man using the English orangutan opening when I received his message.