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Continuing my theme of getting hit in the testicles with very little content about chess I give you this tip... If you are heading out for a couple of drinks this evening, my advice to you would be don't leave your ironing board set up just in front of the front door and definitely don't leave it set up so it is crotch high. Then you will be able to avoid bursting in to your dark living room with the intention of relieving your straining bladder after a long tube journey home and being abruptly stopped by the end of an ironing board hitting you in the testicles.


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