Carlsen v. Anand (part 2)

CARLSEN:
"You again?"

ANAND:
"Yes. I am a book of a thousand pages and you have seen but one."

CARLSEN:
"Well, those pages must all be blank."

ANAND:
"Funny.  I'll let you in on a secret: you're not Kasparov."   

CARLSEN:

"Stop your jaw flappin' and move."

ANAND: "Okay then. 1.e3. Best by test".

CARLSEN:
"Weak. You're the weakest world champion of all time."

ANAND: "No, Staunton was the weakest."

CARLSEN: "Staunton would slap you around like a two dollar tart that comes back with 50 cents."

ANAND:

"Why are you so mean?"

CARLSEN: "Why are you so weak?"

ANAND:

"I'm warning you, boy. Don't make me angry."

CARLSEN:

"Oh, I'm scared. 1...f6"

ANAND:

"2.f4. I'm coming for you."

CARLSEN:

"No, you're just breathing hard. 2...g5."

ANAND: "Allow me to penetrate. 3.Qh5 checkmate."

CARLSEN: "

Good game, I didn't see that."