I like to play chess in my local park with little bald-headed guys ... but it's really hard to find 32 of them.

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately 
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my 
gas with the beat of the music. 

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, 
and noticed that everybody was staring at me.... 

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

(this did not happen to me!!)

Go to my photo album!! There are loads of really funny stuff there!!

A man walked into a bar!!

Dong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the streetlight say to the other streetlight?

A man is in a room.

There are no windows,doors,cracks,etc.

There is only him and a table.

He managed to get out. How?

He continuously hit his head on the table until it got sore/saw.

He used the saw/sore to cut the wall in half.

two halves make a whole/hole.

He then ran out of the whole/hole!

you mean this blog, lol

does that count as a joke? lol

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

The Police.

The Police who?

No, I'm not kidding, it's the police.

knock knock.

GO AWAY!!!

Knock Knock.

Who's There?

The WolfLeader.

The WolfLeader who?

IM THE WOLFLEADER IDIOT!!! sheesh

what does it mean when the barometer falls?

Answer: that whoever nailed it up didn't do such a good job!

You can tell any kinds of jokes in this forum!