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  • 4 years ago

    marmaladecat

    I like to play chess in my local park with little bald-headed guys ... but it's really hard to find 32 of them.

  • 4 years ago

    Cheesy-FishBubble

    I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately 
    needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my 
    gas with the beat of the music. 

    After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, 
    and noticed that everybody was staring at me.... 

    Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

    (this did not happen to me!!)

  • 4 years ago

    Cheesy-FishBubble

    Go to my photo album!! There are loads of really funny stuff there!!Smile

  • 4 years ago

    Cheesy-FishBubble

    A man walked into a bar!!

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Dong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 4 years ago

    Cheesy-FishBubble

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  • 5 years ago

    homaru

    What did the streetlight say to the other streetlight?

  • 5 years ago

    fujimaru487

    A man is in a room.

    There are no windows,doors,cracks,etc.

    There is only him and a table.

    He managed to get out. How?

    He continuously hit his head on the table until it got sore/saw.

    He used the saw/sore to cut the wall in half.

    two halves make a whole/hole.

    He then ran out of the whole/hole!

  • 5 years ago

    fujimaru487

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  • 5 years ago

    WolfLeader

  • 5 years ago

    proKnight98

    you mean this blog, lol

    does that count as a joke? lol

  • 5 years ago

    WolfLeader

    Knock Knock.

    Who's there?

    The Police.

    The Police who?

    No, I'm not kidding, it's the police.

     

     

    knock knock.

    GO AWAY!!!

     

     

    Knock Knock.

    Who's There?

    The WolfLeader.

    The WolfLeader who?

    IM THE WOLFLEADER IDIOT!!! sheesh

  • 5 years ago

    narutoichigo

    what does it mean when the barometer falls?

     

     

     

     

    Answer: that whoever nailed it up didn't do such a good job!

  • 5 years ago

    homaru

    You can tell any kinds of jokes in this forum!

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