Santa Claus Arrested!! Was he Naughty........or Nice?

kboyer309

Updated: Dec 24, 2012, 1:24 PM | 18

Santa may be late this year.

He had a little problem down in Texas.

Merry Christmas!?

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'Twas the night before Christmas

and all through Texas,

Not a creature was stirring

not even the reckless.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds

while visions of State Troopers danced ON their heads.

When what to my wondering eyes did appear...

but a "female" officer

spreading hatred and fear!

And then in a twinkling

I heard in the street

The screaming and yelling

Is Santa a thief!!

She spoke not a word

but went straight to her work.

She cuffed Santa Claus

and then called him a jerk!

And I heard him exclaim as they drove out of sight...

Please call my lawyer, must make bail by tonight!!

Elenin

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