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My Blog About "Nothing"...

  I have been wanting to try a blog, but I haven't wanted to ruin either a blog or a subject's first impression due to my lack of experience as a blogger. However, as a self proclaimed babbler of  "nothing", I feel not only inclined, but obligated to share nothing with you. I couldn't help but snicker a bit when contemplating adding a picture of this...lol

 

  I decided this can be an ongoing deluge of spattering, of my personal reflections for things I have noticed, that maybe you didn't or those that you did, but that you wouldn't buy for dollar because you only had $0.98 left...

 

  I have often felt the need to give my opinion in open forum, but have noticed my far share of hecklers. I consider a myriad of reasons for their negative feedback. Often puzzled by their seemingly endless entertainment by "nothing" they share in their posts to one another, while snubbing my eloquent works, I have come to the conclusion that perhaps I too somehow needed to adopt this use of nothing, in order to be more entertaining.

 

  While exploring what could possibly be endlessly entertaining, I thought of all of the things that I always seemed to be entertained by, no matter how often or when I was partaking of it. I thought of Seinfeld, a tv sitcom, said to be about nothing also. I said to myself, I wonder how they came up with that idea.

 

  I envisioned Jerry, George and Elaine sitting around discussing briefly what they should make their sitcom about. So Jerry posed the question, "what could we talk about and show on our show that would always be entertaining" ? George, being his pragmatic, analytical self replied, "what could possibly be endlessly entertaining" ? "Nothing, everybody gets bored with something eventually". Elaine says, "yeah I sure do, as she rolls her eyes and turns head up".

 

  About that time Jerry says, "yeah, wait a minute, that's a great idea". "What could get old about nothing" ? "Nothing is the same today as is was yesterday". "People are used to that and no one ever complains".

 

  About that time Kramer barges in and says, " damn I'm late", "what did I miss" ? George says, " ah don't worry, it's "nothing". Kramer replies insistently, of guilt, "no, I want to know what I missed". " So what were you discussing" ?  Jerry repies, "we were talking about nothing ". Kramer gets agitated and insisted, "hey just because I am late, doesn't mean you have to keep it from me". "You said you were talking about nothing", I'd keep nothing from you, why are you doing it me " ?  ... lol

 

  While sharing my secluded joke, I realized, I needed to live by a new way of thinking. I came up with a new personal motto... Nothing is indefinitely entertaining...so therefore I will always talk about nothing.

 

  I thought, what a better way to talk about nothing, than in a blog about nothing ? I realize the idea isn't completely original, but it does seem somewhat slow to catch on. Therefore I still feel like an innovator and that I need to share nothing with everyone.

 

  I am sure when someone tries to convince someone else about the novelties of nothing, confusion often sets in. Oh well... I 'll have to admit, though I understood the concept initially, it still took me a while to see the broader applications of nothing, because I had always devoted my attention to something else.

 

  So, if you have read this and it makes no damn sense at all, don't worry, your not alone. While wrapping my mind around trying to express the idea that I find nothing perplexing, it doesn't seem well received either.

 

  On the other hand, if I told you I understand nothing, you would either agree I am a schmuck or think I was being overly modest. This all goes to show not only how difficult it can be to clearly see nothing and be sure about it, but also make sure that you know someone else does too.

 

  So now in hindsight, I have to give everyone a pass who ever questioned my veiw ? How could they have been sure if  I could clearly see nothing, if they couldn't clearly prove to me they could ?

Comments


  • 19 months ago

    DrSpudnik

    Thurn und Taxis?

  • 19 months ago

    nameno1had

    Naw....I'm straight hetero flags, but thanks for asking...did anyone prefer lesbeau instead ?

  • 19 months ago

    winerkleiner

    These are puzzling times.  I will require some quiet time to reflect on lesbos and taxis, lol.

  • 19 months ago

    ilikeflags

    "lesbo"?

  • 19 months ago

    nameno1had

    I flew a plane once after it was taxied, but I didn't land it either....

  • 19 months ago

    nameno1had

    I somewhat understand why a hetero man would desire a lesbo, but why he' d want to pursue her is baffling... It has to be the ego boost in landing/turning her. Otherwise, do men normally seek out a woman who isn't interested in them sexually ? If so, it is only til they find out that it isn't reciprocal. Yet, with lesbos, it is just the opposite....puzzling phenomenon.... lol

  • 19 months ago

    DrSpudnik

    I've flagged a taxi, but never a lesbian.

  • 19 months ago

    winerkleiner

    I am a cheesburger and I want a lesbian, but not flags.

  • 19 months ago

    DrSpudnik

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104036/?ref_=sr_1

    Looked pretty unusual to me.

  • 19 months ago

    nameno1had

    @ Dr Spudni

    I haven't researched the Crying Game....though I prefer plots that are unusual....I am particular about the type of plot twists that I enjoy or go out of my way to see...

  • 19 months ago

    nameno1had

    You sound like you are getting excited Flags....

  • 19 months ago

    ilikeflags

    what if a man flirts or toys with another man while not pretending to be a woman?  

  • 19 months ago

    DrSpudnik

    No "Crying Game" for you, huh? Wink

  • 19 months ago

    nameno1had

    I think it is wrong for a man to pretend to be a woman if he is on what is supposed to be an all woman's chess team. I think it is wrong if a man tries to flirt or toy with another man, while pretending to be a woman and the same applies for women. I also would think it is wrong for a man to pretend to be a woman, to befriend another woman, so he can gain access to intimate details of her, to manipulate her otherwise, but most especially with another account as a man...all that is wrong, lying and manipulating is wrong...

  • 19 months ago

    ilikeflags

    i'm transgender, but i know god loves me

  • 19 months ago

    winerkleiner

    Because of allimony purposes, lol.

  • 19 months ago

    DrSpudnik

    Who cares if someone you know only on the internet is male or female?

  • 19 months ago

    winerkleiner

    It's tough to tease women in a negative way for most guys, over the internet.  For that reason, we will need proof that flags is male or female.  We may need to take a collection for this purpose however!

  • 19 months ago

    ilikeflags

    i'm a big lesbian and i want a cheeseburger

  • 19 months ago

    nameno1had

    I take that as a compliment George. If it helps to put you at ease, believe me when I tell you, I will never sacrifice my dignity to try satifying everyone or getting people to like me. Even if they think they'll never respect me, they eventually will still think twice about whether they want to deal with me or how best to if they deside it is the only way for them to satisfy their wounded pride. It is where respect begins, even when some people want to deny it at that point, pretend it doesn't exist and try to withhold it from you thereafter. I find if you first respect yourself and then others, everyone else is basically forced to by default, whether they like it or not, no matter how much they try to withhold it.

     

    PS

    @Flags...I notice you came back and didn't pursue your earlier attempted shenanigan...

    Honestly Flags I have decided, if I can't tell if someone is male or female here, I'll just steer clear for the most part. Honestly, I have always thought you are a dude. If you are a chic, you act like a dude.

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