Many years ago a KING asked the local BISHOP to perform a wedding ceremony for him and his QUEEN. They went to live in a CASTLE and ate PrAWNS for their wedding breakfast. But one dark KNIGHT the King was hit with a fit of boredom and decided to explore the CASTLE. Unfortunately the local BISHOP spied the KING ROOKing a CZECH QUEEN and proclaimed to all that would listen that the King had forked the CZECH QUEEN and the King was arrested by the local constabulary. The copper said this had better be your last CZECH MATE.