I got nothing

This blog was to be enlighting, however I got nothing.  There's nothing exciting happening with me.  Got no cash, no women, and no friends.  Tommorrow's another day.  So instead of yanking my fingernails out with rusty pliers and pouring salt on the wound, I'll just play a game of chess.  It's so much more fulfilling then having a woman rubbing her hands across my hairless chest.  If you fell the same as I do, push that pawn to e4 with pride.  Long live chess( until I get a girlfriend or fix my blow-up one)