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The definitive guide to the Bongcloud Opening!
36-page guide with many examples.
Anyone who didn't like this this takes chess too seriously... Anyone who laughed until they cried takes it too seriously.Or the other way around, I'm not sure.
Irrefutable! Brilliant!! Masterful!!!
Long live the Bongcloud, you patzers!
I actually tried it in some of my live games and scored a respectable 5-4-1.
A stunning and breathtaking new take on opening theory working as a prime testament that the, allegedly talented, chess players of the modern era are too reluctant to embrace the influx of great new ideas such as those presented in this book. The sheer brilliance of this opening, however, has me worried we may indeed be nearing a time where chess is dead, as the great Robby Fish tried convincing us when developing the hopeful saving solution Chess 420. However due to the peculiar nature of the Bongcloud being applicable from virtually any starting position (e.g 1c4 2Kc2!!) I no longer see any future for this game once the new generation of chess aficionados who are open to these ideas emerge and will hence turn in my badge before it's too late. I recommend you all do the same after realizing what will happen when this book, or rather Pandora's Box, is exposed to the masses.
It's been a good run friends.
Like the author, I want the title of BM. How do I become a BM? I really want to be a BM. I think BMs are the shiznit!
It's not a opening... I had a good laugh.
The writer exhibits a deep understanding of both classical and hypermodern theory, not to mention a natural flair for communicating the most complex of problems to even the most nooby student.
Perfect ammunition for blitz games. Highly recommended.
"What the f@ck was I doing playing the Sicilian all of these years."
Garry Kasparov, upon reading this manual.
White’s material advantage is too great to overcome. In light of this, Black has usually looked elsewhere for an advantage.
Also -after losing to this line,Bobby Fischer published “A Bust to the Bongcloud Exchange Variation” in the 1963 issue of High Times,
It was popular in the Romantic Era of Bongcloud play
I've heard of masters playing 1. a4 or 1. h4 to make the point that chess isn't about openings. Has anyone heard of a master playing the Bongcloud?
Sources ConsultedHow to Regress Your Chess by SilmanThe Hallucinations Behind the Chess Openings by Reuben FineThe Art of the Blunder in Chess by VukovicPlay Losing Chess by SeirawanNot My System by NimzovichThe Really Complete Idiot's Guide to Chess by WolffHow to Beat Your Dog at Chess by ChandlerIllogical Chess, Move By Move by ChernevChess Openings for White, Unexplained by Marv Albert and GM UnpronounceableviliThe Stoner's Mind by SilmanThe Least Instructive Games of Chess Ever Played by ChernevChess Fundamentals: The Out-Takes by CapablancaRecent Developments in the 9. Bb5 Bongcloud by Lenny
an the introduction is so serious...LOL
one of the funniest forums around..
Simply awesome. A must-read for every chess enthusiast with sense of humour.
wow... everyone who took this seriously must be new... ITS A JOKE. look up lenny_bongcloud on chess.com and have a good laugh
I am very confused with this approach!!!
I'm soon going to post a game during I tested this opening and which is obviously going to lead me to a quick defeat. All suggestions will be more than welcomed.
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