this thread is hidden in trysts's cedar chest.

this thread lost its virginity with its mind.

This thread drinks orange juice froma  champagne glass.

When you whack a Terry"s chocolate orange, this thread happens.

this thread just wrote a cheque to disney for $200m to cover the losses for john carter.

Spring day thread. I could eat this thread.

This thread makes nationally-known American beers vaguely palatable.

this thread voted for eric for CPOTM

This thread explained something to taots in 8 seconds flat.

this thread uses an oxford comma, but only when it wants to.

This thread burned Alan Tudor's house down.

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This thread can recover from this thread-ending joke.

this thread invented mayonnaise

This thread knows what colour the sky is.

this thread asks for permission and forgiveness.

Space worms wove this thread. Wonderful thread. Ode to joy thread. Thanks chessmaster. Thanks to all chessmasters around the world. I would lose my pinky toe for this thread.

This thread has finally replaced "derp" in my life.

This thread even made paulgottlieb put on his party hat!

This thread is bound for glory, this thread.

I'm not crying, I just have this thread in my eye.