This thread can delete moderators comments, and is the key to locked threads.

This thread really does have a photographic memory.

This thread isn't considered rude no matter who plays blitz with it.

This thread can convert your chess.com rating to FIDE.

This thread can make master in just 9,998 hours.

This thread is now long enough for syndication.

This thread is superior to bishop or knight.

You can let this thread rock and it will never pop.

This thread resigns and plays on!

This thread will never be replaced by Shemp.

When this thread played chess with Sun Tzu, it sat so the sun was in Tzu's eyes.

This thread shows what happens when you push a community too far with boring threads lol

This thread has kept up an impressive pace.  Approx 1 post per minute for 4 hours!

can this thread get me high

This thread has been seen as far north as Banff and as far south as Tierra Del Fuego.

this thread isnt better than that thread....

This thread automatically corrects your assertion!  It is far better than that thread.

but that thread has something this thread doesnt...the mojo baby

i might be too high, i thought this thread was GOD...but yeah its not better than that thread...that thread has more post