This thread knows if you've been bad or good.

This thread made it 80F in March.

This thread is the $20 you find in your dirty pants when you're doing the wash.

This thread can handle the truth.

Queen Jane is coming to see this thread.

What everyone thought C F Kane said on his deathbed:

What he was really saying:  "This thread."

This thread is ivandh's location scout.

This thread really is from beertopia!!

I went to an alehouse I used to frequent, and I told the lady my money's all spent. But when I showed her this thread, she kissed me and became quite amorous.

This thread secures the necessary storage space for bfs666's content.

This thread is stricter than Papa Kamsky and slaps harder than Mrs. Petrosian.

This thread is my new bff

This thread drove the snakes into Ireland.

This thread is a veritable library of modern American literature:

The Catcher in This Thread

The Old Man and This Thread

For Whom This Thread Tolls

This Thread Also Rises

This thread eats Cheetos and Ding Dongs all day long and never gains a pound.

there once was a thread named This Thread

which charged along, full speed ahead

the subject "good game"

was adjudged to be lame

so it veered for some tangents instead

This thread held Fischer to a draw in the 1963-64 US Championship.

This thread bosses the Anuunaki around.

This thread knows "The Secret."

Between Lisa and you hilarious gentlemen in this thread, I don't think I've laughed so much in quite awhile!