This thread is the answer to the energy crisis.

This thread made Dick Cheney smile for the first time since shooting someone in the face.

I fed this thread to my dog and he crapped out the complete works of Shakespeare.

This thread taught Charlie Sheen everything he knows.

This thread is the answer kurogkug has been looking for.

This thread was what the apple on the tree of knowlege represented.

This thread erases Greek debt.

This thread knows whether a Knight or a Bishop is better.

This thread is also a 32 piece table base.

Wow, you guys really like my thread, don't you? 

This thread has almost 2,500 views in less than a day, all of chess.com is going to see this before Tuesday is over!

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Well keep on working on it, because that other forum you are talking about has about 1,432

I only have 333 posts. We need to keep on working on it.

This is going to be the most famous thread on chess.com in no time. :)

This thread knows the true nature of this thread.

This thread is where all the antimatter went.

this thread even laughs at chubbychocobo's shitty 'this thread' jokes.

this thread knows if you wait long enough chubbychocobo will post the same dirty harry pic.

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Careful trysts, you're going to get this great thread locked, and nobody wants that. 

this thread smiles at chuck norris references but talks shit behind your back if you make one.

i approve of this thread and i forgive you all