oooh an american who doesn't like association football.  now that's original.

hey man u, did i mention this?

This Thread, I think, is observing from a distance for the time being.

Hey, I don't even call it football.

And I've ragged on you gits' food before too (and everybody picked on me about that).

oh yeah and LFC ya wankers!

i'm not hungry, there's a match on.  oh ok i'll have a plate of beans and toast after all.

This Thread has been hidden away somewhere on board the Enterprise (waiting for Spock to be resurrected).

English food?  Ugh, truly awful stuff.  Nowadays of course they try to dress it up in the "gastropub" garb, but that concept in itself is as worthless as English food is tasteless.

not only do i look like a tosser, but i manage liverpool.

I might try that actually (is it like a chili dog?).

and you should see the teeth!

bro it's this:

you're simply not paying attention.  

i like to add yellow mustard to mine.  so does This Thread

Fried eggs are the only way to go with beans on toast.

a great addition.  

this:

has something to do with beans and toast according to google.

aha! (you guys certainly know your swill)

Apparently those guys are a band:

and bowbangerwonk thinks this is flat.