This Thread teaches tactics, just wants to be anonymous about it.

This Thread hates Wendell Berry.

This Thread is even more popular in France.  And a big hit in Japan.

Have you ever stopped to think that everything we see and hear and the entire observable universe...may just be one post on This Thread?

This Thread is now available in Dolby.

For months now archeologists have been working around the clock on a painstakingly accurate reconstruction of This Thread.

When This Thread read about the evils of drinking, This Thread gave up reading.

This Thread has never needed a massive letter-writing campaign to survive!

This Thread was on the grassy knoll.

This Thread has never missed trysts more than right now. 

This Thread - 1

Humanity - 0

This Thread only wishes it knows now what it knew back then.

In order to cut costs, This Thread is now being manufactured in China.

This Thread once dated J Edgar Hoover.

This Thread would look good in shag.

This Thread has never been one to gloat over past successes or to wallow in prior failures.

This Thread makes any clothing it dons look good

This Thread believes that winning is important, but not at the cost of one's self-respect.

This Thread now realizes that it may have been reading too many self-help books recently.

AC, you are much quicker with the trigger. You must have moved your fridge!