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this thread is sick of standing still
i can only see stretchy pants.
And this makes me smile
either chickenrun misunderstood the ref to star wars episodes 1-3 or he's a halfwit. or an 8 year old.
I don't follow
fair enough. i kinda figured.
I understand why they call it the dark side of the moon, because they haven't seen this thread. I'm going to take a loan out to buy a tractor, so I can plant a field of this thread. Sexy thread.
have you seen the movie Iron Sky, there may be another reason to call it the dark side of the moon. http://www.ironsky.net/
I promised myself that I won't watch another film about Nazis, but that film could be amusing.
This thread informs.
This thread doesn't make mistakes.
This thread doesn't misbehave.
Holy bejeezus NITWIT, how many brain freeze-outs did you have?
Keep up the good work.
There were little "-"s around the word first, indicating that the first 3 movies are not the actual first three movies. The movie that came out in 1977 and changed cinema action movies for all time is now called episode 4. The first 3 suck something awful. Unwatchable dreck.
That's him, officer! That's the kid who killed the franchise!
don't forget this dick (too easy though i guess)
This Thread regocnises a new contender for the title 'The Very Most Dim Witted Man In The World'
TVMIMITW is now under pressure from both Chickenrun and Blowpoop to keep the title.
Yes, seemingly out of nowhere, new contenders emerge. I'm prepared to hurl by bishops if I must!
For now, though, time for another brain freeze-out. And another friend request.
Is there a hunting season when it's legal to bag these binkses? There ought to be!
I have to be in there somewhere, if not I'm not working or trying hard enough, wee this thread
This thread wonders which makes me wonder, what did we do before Twitter and facebook? Sitting is making by as* big, lol
OK ,got the tomato reference...thanks snake
this thread notices disturbing similarities ...
what's disturbing about that?
What are your easiest games you played?
by Martin_Stahl a few minutes ago
what the #$%^was he playing and how did he win?
by Somebodysson a few minutes ago
by Rangeena a few minutes ago
Books for 1200-1500 players
by 2200ismygoal 3 minutes ago
Is there a chess opening that pisses you off?
by Twinchicky 3 minutes ago
Any Books on Playing the Sämisch variation Against the KID
by ChessPsych0 4 minutes ago
Magnus Carlsen dropped out of school in sixth grade?
by macer75 5 minutes ago
Simple basic chessboard for following instruction.
by B_King 14 minutes ago
What's the quickest way to get a title?
by Martin_Stahl 17 minutes ago
Explain My Mistakes
by Kevin_Grem 17 minutes ago
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