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I'm the mod watching you, flags.

is that a metaphor?

I think it's a semaphore

i wish i could make meatphors.  bowwoowbanger would like my material more.  but i think he's still miffed cuz his mate snakeface left chess.com cuz i was so mean.

hey doods, check out the "new guy" 

Yep, looks like he's got hisself a little preachin' to do...

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