i'm not even sure how to respond to this.  white is behind in development and has a pretty wacky position.  this is the smith-morra gambit of the sicilian, i believe, but this position is surely not resignable by black. 

This isn't the Morra just yet. Oh, and b4 is wrong.

And what's up with the ?! criticism on 1...c5?

 Love the commentary mate!

lmao "1... c5?! What counterplay! The tables turn as Black intends to forfeit the d5 square but instead challenge the dark centre squares."

Trying to be funny, but really not that funny...