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Funny openings contest.


  • 3 years ago · Quote · #1

    Gm_andrewfeng

    Who can make the funniest opening?Heres mine

    The Rubicon attack/defence(F00)

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #2

    the_cheradenine

    :D

    I actually had some guys play this ridiculous line against me in blitz and bullet... I think I won 90% of those games with Black (or something like that) ...

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #3

    Gm_andrewfeng

    the_cheradenine wrote:

    :D

    I actually had some guys play this ridiculous line against me in blitz and bullet... I think I won 90% of those games with Black (or something like that) ...


     can u share one?

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #4

    waffllemaster

    Vs a weak player it's funny to throw this out in blitz because they don't know how to attack or open lines or anything Smile

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #5

    the_cheradenine

    gladly, but it was a long time ago (I have played hundreds of games since) - and since I'm not a premium member, I can't browse through my games easily - so there is no way for me to search for them.

    I can tell you the general idea, though, just push those central pawns (once all the pieces are actively placed) - open up the center - and rely on tactics. lol... sounds easy, but it hasn't really been all that easy in every game.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #6

    Gm_andrewfeng

    Zukertot opening: Drunken Knights

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #7

    corpsporc

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #8

    KefkaKGA

    Actually a very good attack/defense, but you need to get your opponent drunk and play for him/her.
  • 3 years ago · Quote · #9

    jetfighter13

    The Fort Sumnter Attack

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #10

    ChristianSoldier007

    niccceeeeee

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #11

    SandyJames

    lost on time!

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #12

    Gm_andrewfeng

    You Need to give a name otherwhise you shall be ignored

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #13

    Arctor

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #14

    ChessisGood

    Cabbage Opening:

    Garbage Opening:

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #15

    Tom500

    Creepy Crawly Formation

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #16

    Gm_andrewfeng

    Bereniliee opening

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #17

    Gm_andrewfeng

    Ceeabbaff attack

    Roundta attack
    Wave attack
    Pseudo-wave attack
  • 3 years ago · Quote · #18

    Gm_andrewfeng

    CadBeffArkAgb opening

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #19

    Gm_andrewfeng


     The incorrect opening

     

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #20

    Chessking47

    Ridiculous Mirrored Pawn Opening (T73-T76)

    This has appeared in Jacob Stupid vs. Stupid Jacobs, 1-0.

    H45-55 and Q37-49 are other ECO codes 4 RIDICULOUS MIRRORED PAWN OPENING (PWN)


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