I am personally trying to erect a monumental pillar of chess notation known as 'the best games played of the worst opening'. I invite people to play me in my self-hurting opening experiment of e4 e5 Ke2. I will not continue play in any games where e5 is not played. Send me a 7 day seek with me as white (unrated if you wish) if you would like to join me in the painful (for me) fun.

Terrible even......want to play? It's like getting to punch someone in the face in chess, and you get to be the guy with the fist this time.

Thank you all challengers. I'm sure we can have my rating down to double digits soon ; )

You guys are awesome, thanks for all the responses. Let the skull cracking begin!!!!