1 d4 d5 2 c4 c6 3 cxd5 Nf6
If white wants a boring game and tries to play the Slav exchange, then black could transpose to your idea, nightwatchman. It must have some surprise value. I like the way it becomes similar to a Budapest. In the end, however, white is just a pawn up.
I'm sure that most people are aware that the Marshall Defence (1. d4 d5 2. c4 Nf6?) is generally considered unsound due to (3. cxd5 Nxd5 4. Nf3). Today though, I was playing against Houdini and it entered the Marshall Defence (it wasn't using an opening book), however the game did not follow the usual line instead proceeding (3. cxd5 c6!?). This move is actually quite interesting and I went over some of the possibilities.
White can simply ignore the pawn and continue either 4. Nf3 or 4. Nc3, at which point 4...cxd5 gives black a fairly comfortable game as white will not be able to play the intended e4.
If white presses for the advantage and takes the pawn on c6 the game continues (4. dxc6 Nxc6 5. Nf3 e5!?), with the following position...
Black offers a second pawn which white can take in with either (6. dxe5 or 6. Nxe5) either move leads to a Queen trade on d1 (6. dxe5 Qxd1 or 6. Nxe5 Nxe5 7. dxe5 Qxd1) followed by the forced sequence (8. Kxd1 Ng4 threatening to fork the king and rook 9. Ke1 Bc5 10. e3 OO). Now white's king is stuck in the centre and black has a big lead in development, even though the Queen's are off he should still have some attacking chances. The game up to this point looked like this...
Black will win black at least one of the pawns easily. If white can defend accurately he will probably have an advantage, but that's never stopped attacking players from trying these sorts of things.
Perhaps better for white was (6. e3), although in this line black still obtains a lead in development with Queen's on so there is an element of risk.
Personally I doubt I will ever play this as black except in blitz, but nevertheless I thought it might interest more attacking players than myself.