one sentence story

You can only use one sentence you can't type in 1 sentence then the next post is another sentence from you ok. I will start of.

Once upon a time ina land far far away

and I woke up.

what?

thats not a sentence

Not remembering the night before.

That I was late for...

my evening with my favourite celebrity

whose genital herpes is in remission this week, thank god!

I do miss the one word story thought

 I gasped in sudden horror; it had come!!!

Hamsters and chickens are taking over the world awaiting the arrival of mother goose

run for your life!!!

Then,the evil robot geese came and it was all over until....

The world came to an end.... or so we thought so....then...

10 months later,signs of life started to emurge