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Open good bye letter for the spirit of d4


  • 3 years ago · Quote · #101

    corrijean

    TMIMITW wrote:
    corrijean wrote:

    Ya'll are really off topic.

    Another good thread gone bad.

    It started out funny, anyway.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #102

    jetfighter13

    yeah sorry the flamewar came over here, it was my fault I think, oh well best we can do is post nonsence until a new page comes up and then we can start fresh on page 7

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #103

    shepi13

    I don't blame you jet fighter, it's all their fault anyways to think a little trap move is a good opening and attempt to force it on everyone. I was looking at the signs your a bad chess player thread and my first thought was: "You come up with an opening called the queen side fried liver". I didn't post it because I didn't want them to ruin another good thread too.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #104

    corrijean

    This thread is going downhill fast.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #105

    jetfighter13

    just like my reputation

    The Latvian Gambit

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #106

    jetfighter13

    i am seeing double time to go to sleep

    1. e4 e5

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #107

    mrguy888

    corrijean wrote:

    This thread is going downhill fast.

     

    How is that guy who landed on his face, around 30 seconds in, not dead?

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #108

    Phelon

    I would play e4 except it loses by force to c6.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #109

    ChristianSoldier007

    I will now sum this thread up in a puzzle. This has been noted by many GM's to be the toughest puzzle ever created.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #110

    Crazychessplaya

    Looks like one of Norris' early chess studies.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #111

    Grandmaster3141

    No way bro. This one is much harder. Mate in 1.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #112

    AndyClifton

    nweb99 wrote:

    you know you are a hopeless chess fan when you start writing letters to the opening moves like their your family or friends.

    Dear nweb99--

    If you can't bring any booze to our party, at least don't stand there in the doorway handing out sobriety-test balloons.

    Sincerely,

    Mr Pufnstuf

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #113

    nweb99

    dear chess fans you know your going loony when you start writing letters to the opening moves on the chessboard.

    how's that Andy clifton i wrote a letter 

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #114

    Grandmaster3141

    Dear Nf3,

    Bringing in the calvary early? I believe this is a big mistake for 3 reasons:

    1. The archers will have their bows ready and will make their first strike.

    2. If they charge; you have no choice but to retreat.

    3. You fail to show respect to the weaker ones, decreasing you culture.

    As you can see; you have failed to live up to your expectations. Next time; bring the footsoldiers in early to stand and fight.

    Regards,

    Grandmaster3141

    P.S. Bring your brother in and I will kill you.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #115

    AndyClifton

    Dear f5,

    From now on you're paying your own way.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #116

    The_Gavinator

    dear d4,

    I tried to give you another chance by learning the veresov. However, I came to find that this can only gain a slight positional advantage, and is not as devestating as the Parham Attack.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #117

    whatupyodog

    The only sound d4 opening is the Waite-Harrison.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #118

    AndyClifton

    Dear f5 followed by g6, 

    What's up?  You getting ready for a siege or something?

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #119

    DrSpudnik

    Dear Veresov:

    You are a worthless piece of crap. You promised so much, but there is just nothing there. No tension, no fun, no uncomfortable pressure. I feel I wasted all the time we were together. Please jump off the nearest bridge, especially if it's over troubled waters--or at least muddy waters.

    Your friend,

    Spuddy

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #120

    helltank

    Dear Scotch:

    I had a fun time with you, exploring all your tactical variations. However, my trusted friend Wikipedia says you release the centre tension too early. Because I am a blind follower of whatever is on the internet, I have to leave you.

    Have a nice life! 


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