As you can see, White wins a forced Rook if Black plays correctly, but in this example Black tried to be greedy with a4 and so lost to Ke3+!!

Did you think this was clever when you posted it?

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Wow... that was amazing! My first approach was Rxd8+!, but Obviously Kxg8!! leads to a forced win. 

I think you need to learn how the pieces move bofore trying to refute openings.

Great analysis, but it is not mate.  You missed dxe3 en passant!! which might save the game for black.

I click on these time to time to look at misguided attempts at analysis, and yet again, I have found another misguided attempt at humor. 

So without further hesitation... Waffles.

WOW

WARNING: This is what bullet does to you.

Wow!  I couldn't stop laughing!  You, sir, are a master of comic genius!

The waffles look nice.

Well the open Sicillian is wrong, White has a forced win with f4 !!!!

uh???!!!??? oops missed that

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I wonder if the people that hate the sicilian play it as well?

Oh great, he's inspired a league of imitators...

Looks to me like this calls for some poutine:

just noticed, that in my diagram, the rook disappears when it takes the king

haha this makes me nauseous. i'm being serious too. funny.