How about this one as white?

alright chew me up

Hmm, the first problem I see is that you drop a pawn for no compensation I can imagine, as 2...exf4 3.gxf4?? Qh4# would be one of the shortest games ever.

I'd have to use the king's pawn then instead of my knight which gives him a good lead

but isn't that the french defense? if I use kings pawn

why dont you just play the birds; 1.f4 insted of this line trying to get f4 in.

great idea!

I honestly hadn't thought of that

Another idea is to play 1. g3 and only play 2. f4 against moves other than 1. ... e5. Against 1. ... e5 you can play a Sicilian Dragon with reversed colors up a tempo.

 

interesting

brutal?

what do you mean?

I try to make up many openings.  All are rather sound, but some have been made up already and have been given a name.  But I have added a lot of theory on the Lundin Defense and also play a very sound gambit against the Caro-Kann I made up.  Keep making up openings!  It is highly rewarding.

thanks

1.g3 b6 2.Bg2 Ba6 3.e4 e5

Chesser, 1. g3 b6 2. Bg2 Ba6?? 3. Bxa8

Losers Gambit

a4 b5 axb5 e5(tempo)

 

Way to respond scandinavian (I name this Deniz Attack)

 e4 d5 exd5 Qxd5 Nc3 Qe5+ Be2 Bg4 d4 Qe6 Bf4 Nf6 Bxc7

Try the grob or the orangutan.

They're playable and very trappy, you'll get a lot of quick wins....and you'll get crushed a lot too but that comes with the territory :) 

http://www.chesscentral.com/pickard/Grobs_Attack.htm

http://www.amazon.com/b4-Sokolsky-Opening-David-Levy/dp/0900928972/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1205867506&sr=1-3

alright got it!!

Loomis wrote: Chesser, 1. g3 b6 2. Bg2 Ba6?? 3. Bxa8

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 Didnt see that srr.

1.g3 b6 2.Bg2 d5 3.d4 (or something else) 3. ... Ba6