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What is the stupidest opening ever?


  • 22 months ago · Quote · #1

    helltank

    Let's see how stupid we can make these openings!

    Soon after I started playing chess, I focused my huge store of chess knowledge, pawn structure and deep strategical considerations into creating my masterpiece, my magnum opus:the magnificent Helltank Gambit.



  • 22 months ago · Quote · #2

    The_logicalist245

    The Bongcloud OpeningTongue Out

  • 22 months ago · Quote · #3

    helltank

    Only in normal chess. In Bongcloud chess the Open Cloud(1. e4 e5 2.Ke2) is played in 54% of games.

  • 22 months ago · Quote · #4

    The_logicalist245

    That is, assuming one would play the Bongcloud in normal chess... Otherwise any irrational, illogical move would do...

    Seriously.

  • 22 months ago · Quote · #5

    skakmadurinn

    Simulated chess opening. 

    1. d4 - d5
    2. Qd3 - Qd6
    3. Qh3 - Qh6
    4. Qxc8 #
                                  

  • 22 months ago · Quote · #6

    basilicone

    The continuation of your gambit has been a subject of much study; modern analytical methods have arrived at the following consensus of opinion:



  • 22 months ago · Quote · #7

    marmot84

    So don't open or read them jempty.  We're not going to give up our fun just to avoid hurting your eyes with meanless combinations.

  • 22 months ago · Quote · #8

    royalbishop

    The Mother in Law Opening.

    Just nagging just to do it. She thinks she always wins.

  • 22 months ago · Quote · #9

    nextkasparov345

    Andersen opening.

  • 22 months ago · Quote · #10

    plutonia

    Now I'm expecting some rich guy to pay a GM to have him play the Helltank Gambit. Of course he'll have to pay even the opponent to lose, in order to demonstrate that the gambit is sound.

  • 22 months ago · Quote · #11

    mvtjc

    lol jempty, don't be such a killjoy

  • 22 months ago · Quote · #12

    plutonia

    nextkasparov345 wrote:

    Andersen opening.

     

     



  • 22 months ago · Quote · #14

    fischerandchips

    How about 1.g4 followed by 2. f3

  • 22 months ago · Quote · #15

    marmot84

    fischerandchips wrote:

    How about 1.g4 followed by 2. f3

    Yeah, I'm pretty sure that is the hands down winner. 

  • 22 months ago · Quote · #16

    naturalproduct

    royalbishop wrote:

    The Mother in Law Opening.

    Just nagging just to do it. She thinks she always wins.

    HAHA! Respond with the "shut your damn mouth" defence

  • 22 months ago · Quote · #17

    AngeloPardi

         

    a new variation of fool's mate !!

  • 22 months ago · Quote · #18

    fissionfowl

    jempty_method wrote:

    What is idiotic is people starting idiotic threads and then stating their idiotic opinions about chess openings.

    Wow. Chess players really are the most humourless people in the world.

  • 22 months ago · Quote · #20

    GenghisCant


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