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Let's see how stupid we can make these openings!
Soon after I started playing chess, I focused my huge store of chess knowledge, pawn structure and deep strategical considerations into creating my masterpiece, my magnum opus:the magnificent Helltank Gambit.
The Bongcloud Opening
Only in normal chess. In Bongcloud chess the Open Cloud(1. e4 e5 2.Ke2) is played in 54% of games.
That is, assuming one would play the Bongcloud in normal chess... Otherwise any irrational, illogical move would do...
Simulated chess opening. 1. d4 - d52. Qd3 - Qd63. Qh3 - Qh64. Qxc8 #
The continuation of your gambit has been a subject of much study; modern analytical methods have arrived at the following consensus of opinion:
So don't open or read them jempty. We're not going to give up our fun just to avoid hurting your eyes with meanless combinations.
The Mother in Law Opening.
Just nagging just to do it. She thinks she always wins.
Now I'm expecting some rich guy to pay a GM to have him play the Helltank Gambit. Of course he'll have to pay even the opponent to lose, in order to demonstrate that the gambit is sound.
lol jempty, don't be such a killjoy
My fastest official loss ever:
How about 1.g4 followed by 2. f3
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that is the hands down winner.
HAHA! Respond with the "shut your damn mouth" defence
a new variation of fool's mate !!
What is idiotic is people starting idiotic threads and then stating their idiotic opinions about chess openings.
Wow. Chess players really are the most humourless people in the world.
This is quite apparent from the very first post of this thread.
Are tactics really the way to go?
by skotheim2 a few minutes ago
Wooden Chess set
by UpcountryRain a few minutes ago
Is there a way to determine the ELO level of the game played?
by DamonevicSmithlov a few minutes ago
Please fix/complete your theme editor/implementation or don't have it at all! :(
by Knightly_News 3 minutes ago
While you're at it, why don't you make CLEAR (alpha = 0) a color option?
by Knightly_News 6 minutes ago
Why is Stockfish making this obviously bad move?
by ponz111 6 minutes ago
andriod app update pushed out yesterday
by ProgsMuir 10 minutes ago
5/29/2015 - Kramnik-Anand WC match 2008
by maacos 11 minutes ago
Bobby Fischer Lacked Creativity ?....How Dare Me !
by The_Ghostess_Lola 12 minutes ago
Encourage Your Opponent
by ap_resurrection 12 minutes ago
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