What opening would Jesus play and why?

The Orangutan xD Joke ...

he would play the magicial jesus opening

played him once, it was terrible ; every time i captured a piece, 3 days later, it would appear back on the board again - not only that but the king was able to divide into 3 pieces and i could never check mate all 3 at the same time

The worst one he could think of so his pieces can suffer and die for the sins of the other side.  Then he'd claim his King had been resurrected three days after it got mated and won after all.  Which technically is cheating.

Let's face it though, in the modern age he'd probably be too strung out on anti-psychotics to play chess.

the Crab.

st.george defence

 

 

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