Wondering what the B.U.T.T. is? It's the world-famous Braineating Union of Total Takeover!
This organization is specifically designed for braineaters that want to take over the world.We already have approximately 1 million supporters worldwide - now we are coming to chess.com to get the smarter supporters!
Our organization offers lots of Cool Resources And Products (C.R.A.P.). Some of this C.R.A.P. consists of 1 free brain (as food, of course!) per month, tons of SPAM with horrible humor in it, and much, much more (if we can think of any more C.R.A.P.) So, the deeper you go into our B.U.T.T., the more C.R.A.P. we'll give you!
Support for this organization is rising - people who are directly associated with me in this website will be willing to join as soon as it is formed... Now, is anyone willing to create a chess.com group called B.U.T.T. (because we're not able to - we can't afford it!)?
If you're willing to create a group for us, then you will be highly regarded in this group and will recieve better C.R.A.P.; in addition, you will get more benefits once we have taken over the world.
ENTER OUR B.U.T.T. - YOU WILL NEVER REGRET IT!!!
Dr_Doc_MD,
Do you practise what you preach? I mean, have you entered your own B.U.T.T. yet?
If so, congrats on:
a) being the most dextrous proctologist in history
b) updating the Kama Sutra.
rector = one who rectifies rectums.
I am very proud to say that I have been very deep inside of my B.U.T.T., and I have lots of C.R.A.P. in my organized B.U.T.T.
Now, if anyone would like to make a B.U.T.T. group (seriously, becuae I know people who are interested), please do!!!
I already have a B.U.T.T. I don't need any group to flaunt it
I'm at a complete loss for words here...I'm not sure if I should be laughing, or scared - but more power to you, and the movement!
Power to the [braineating] people!!!!!
Man, don't you know that the people who run good colleges are some of the smartest members of B.U.T.T. around? We're proud to hold them in our organization!
Trust me - if you join B.U.T.T. and they know, your chances of getting into college will jump up at least 50%!
SURRRRRE
What is this "joke" of which you speak of so humbly? I have never heard of this word or object to which you refer to as a "joke". Can someone explain this unusual "joke" to me?
Come on, people! Rally up support and we'll take over the world within a couple of years! (Or at least over chess.com =P)
I agree, chances jumping by 50% are you serious?
Someone explain this "joke" mystery to me already!!!
Your chances will jump so severely because anyone involved in college is a great contributor to B.U.T.T. They are the smart B.U.T.T. (not smart asses, they're kind!) members of this wonderful organization, people! You want college admission? Be a B.U.T.T. member!
COME ON, PEOPLE!!! GET
INSIDE OF OUR BUTTS
AND WE'LL CRAP ON
YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT IS VITAL FOR US TO DO
SO IN ORDER FOR OUR
ORGANIZATION TO
SUCCEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES!
P.S. NOT goirg annywere near your B.U.T.T. for so many reasions.
I'm afraid.
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