maybe
5 Best Players of All Time
1. Fly Fischer
2. Salmon Fischer
3. Trawler Fischer
4. Chips'n'Fischer
5. Bobby Fischer (couldn't think of 5 others)
1 Ann L Fischer
2 Fisher Cutbate
3 Fisher Hoffman
4 King Fischer
5 Ziggy L Fischer
ann(a) l. fischer
1 Ann L Fischer
ann(a) l. fischer
I'm not sure you'll want to get too close to that one (or the pun it contains)...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_fissure
"I took your pawn" said Tom in passing.
"Fischer was no good" said Tom, baitingly.
"Your back rank is weak" said Tom peripherally.
"That pawn is poisoned" said Tom venomously.
"I don't like the Fried Liver attack" said Tom distastefully.
1 garry kaparov
2 anatoly karpov
3 emanuel lasker
4 bobby fischer
5 jose raul capablanca
6 mikhail botvinnik
7 alexander alekhine
8 viswanathan anand
9 wilhelm steinitz
10 paul morphy
volkischlich