I am disappointed at the lack of pirate jokes.

I found a good pirate pic but it is very illegal.

Showing off some fine pirate booty?

My vote goes out to DavidPuree. 

:)

I also nominate '' David Puree '' because is hilarious...

and original

Entitled to his nomination...

First there is nothing; no planks, no seconds or thirds, nor resolve...Dead silence. Feels lonely, deserted, cold and dark. A Cretaceous extinction. Then I come back to 63 new comments...(You guys must have finished your yard projects early.)

I am not sure if it is illegal or not, but once again I would nominate:

batgirl

No we just gave up sooner.

That is highly unbelievable, were you drinking when you said that?

Not much. Of course, now I'm drinking And I still sit by my previous statement, hashish

And the reason you sit by it instead of stand by it is what? Maybe standing is impossible right now? 

Soon

Thank  you, kco, that was relevant and helpful, and nice.

Unlike this:

In that order.