Chess Player of the Month April 2012

Jameson's on the rocks, anyone interested in joining me?

Hey, I thought I recognized you!  I see you around sometimes at the Former Titled Players Camp:

I'm a drink away from the spins

I'm editing/sprucing up a paper for a friend, and I essentially disagree with everything she's saying.  I may need a drink once I'm done 

Lay down and put one foot on the floor!

Jameson neat is pretty good.

Rough duty.

I told her outright I'm doing such a good job on this I feel somewhat compromised.  

Man, I am making this thing bounce, though...

I assume the paper is about the history of CPOTM. 

Dammit, I just opened another beer! (Boulevard Brewery's Pilsner)

The elections in Russia; so, only marginally less controversial.

Beer isn't "drinking", Doctor.

Yeah, hence the "dammit"...

Once upon a time, one of my sisters had a boyfriend who thought he was the next Hunter S. Thompson. He wasn't. He kept giving me this insipid drivel to read. I finally told him how bad he was. He married the daughter of an English professor, and my sister is doing genetic research at the University of Iowa. The burden of an editor is great.

hic.

Depends on the beer...

lol, that's pretty good.  I think my friend is already off sulking because I didn't hesitate to tell the truth 

Maybe she's saddened by how off base you were in your sprucing, theoreticalboy

That might make sense if I had actually shown her said sprucing