Chess Player of the Month April 2012

List:

AfafBouardi

Atlantischess

Boletus_CZ

ciljettu

Charlotte_212

Conquistador

Count_Rugen

DrSpudnik

Electricpawn

Firepower8

fricklefrat

Gonnosuke

HessianWarrior

jonden07

Joseph-S

kco

Malko

NimzoRoy

Ouachita

Pfren

ratatouie

theoreticalboy

wafflemaster

woodshover

chrisr2212, you blew this...Now you only have a few months to follow your dreams and become one of the elite, voting few...

Isn't that kco?

Of course nobody notices me in the background doing a thumb supported levitating split...

It must be the sunglasses.

Morpheus spelled backwards?    Well it is better than some names that people have chosen.  Look at Flatulence_Planet.

That's why I nominated him as the proper "woodshover". Anyone who encouraged his name change should sneeze uncontrollably for 13 seconds

Yes, voting for yourself is allowed.

Yes.

"For the love of Heaven, someone please nominate chrisr2212..."

There are at least 2 nominees whose accounts no longer exist.  Do we vote for their spirit?

That doll was just as peaceful as your kangaroo...

I don't have a thing to say

no votes to cast, no praise to pay

all I want to do is play

(and bang upon the drum all day)

sorry if pK thinks that

I'm playing loose with his format

I guess I've always been a rat

(my idol's The Cat in the Hat)

I'm Irish, but I'm a plastic paddy,

I'm a father, but I'm a step-daddy,

When I play golf, I'm always the caddy,

My chess is like buggy software, laddy!

I'm a substitute, but I'm not the Who,

I'm Wilt Chamberlain if he never grew,

But Satan won't find me cause he'll see through

The ghostlike Dylan on the avenue.

if I had a dollar for

every time I've wanted more

soon I'd have such a rich store

I'd be the opposite of poor

My favorite grandmaster

Is Emmanual  Lasker

Psychological tasker,

Cigar smoke basker,

Tactical question asker.

there was a guy named Velimirovic

(oh crap...)

there was a guy named Konstantinopolsky

(oh hell...chess sucks sometimes)