My favorite grandmaster

Is Emmanual  Lasker

Psychological tasker,

Cigar smoke basker,

Tactical question asker.

there was a guy named Velimirovic

(oh crap...)

there was a guy named Konstantinopolsky

(oh hell...chess sucks sometimes)

With AndyClifton and electricpawn

None of us would ever yawn

Chrisr2212 would find some pictures

While DrSpudnik seeks adventures

Ivandh raises his glass

Who is retarded? Not any of us!

The checkered squares of 64,

I'm laying on my ratings floor,

My tactics have gone out the door,

The Queen won't save me anymore,

The English leave though I implore,

Maybe the French will help me score.

Only with bribes. I mean entrance fees.

Ask Kohai!  

Gee, I was about to use my second illegal nomination option for batgirl...But she has already won this before...

I illegally nominate batgirl (if you're going to do something illegal, don't let the law stop you!)

Staff have been nominated in the past yes

Though the purity of the award is put into question, from time to time, there is no doubt in my imagination that CPOTM is better than Bicardi 151

Past winners will be eligible to compete in the final month. Voting begins April 17th Pacific. I will explain the simpler voting rules tomorrow (maybe today).

Now that I accidentally think of it, CPOTM is better than quite a lot of things. Including, but not limited to:

Dirty fingernails

Tree-climbing(sequoias)

Cycles(the annoying kind)

Picnics(the church kind)

Phone-calls on Sunday

Rust

Various boo-boos

@ciljettu: Yes. July 2012.

CPOTM is certainly better than ciljettu, which is why nobody is going to join his silly crusade.

I vote this for Ciljettu's Proclamation of the Month (CPOTM), April 2012.

Of course CPOTM is better than ciljettu! Mosquitos are better than ciljettu

There's nothing wrong with liking pink noses.

Ciljettu loves 'em...

and pink wattles

I agree.