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And I thought tax accountants were bad.
Au contraire Blackadder. Nothing will get one deported quicker than failing to pay one's dues, tax accountants save us gypsy expats from such ignominy!
Wait, I'm confused. Are tax lawyers or tax accountants worse?
Well I presumed tax lawyers would have been covered by the mantra of, "first we shoot all the lawyers" Which means accountants must be better ... or something !
Nice one, Joseph
I nominate NickYoung5 because I hadn't noticed him being around here for ages and ages and then he popped up here again and I was all like yay NickYoung5.
I nominate Angus Young!
I un-nominate electricpawn for posting one too many "classic" rock songs
I nominate The_Gavinator for being a shameless blowhard.
Present for you Joseph so can pictorially-represent the '' demon ''. :))
I believe the nomination deadline has passed. Now the much more exciting stage of voting commences.
Don't we wait for about a week before the next stage occurs?
No, the first week is allocated solely for the complex, bewildering task of announcing the nominees who emerged as candidates.
Yep. We're in the "vote-off" stage. This stage usually is sadsweet...
Hi, NY5! TB is right, I haven't seen you in a while
Voting will begin Monday May 14 Pacific. IList:
Voting will begin Monday May 14 Pacific. Do you vote yet, I will annouce when it is time to vote.
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