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Hmm, three years since his last log on. You know what that means, right ozzie? That username is ripe for the taking!
who would want a name like "poop" which sound like crap ?
But it's a palindrome!
And it sounds like "hoop", and "loop" and "stoop". I don't know how you pronounce things down-under, but up here it doesn't sound anything like "crap".
I was thinking of having bourbon before my scotch
You know what they say: "Scotch before bourbon..., you'll puke in a turban. Bourbon then scotch...., like a kick to the crotch."
Hmmm, I'm actually beginning to think there may not be any good combination there.
This conversation would be better if someone said they would rustle up some Aquavits.
I'm only slightly tipsy
The best part about the username poop is that upside-down it turns into dood!
I was thinking of a bourbon, then scotch, then, um, how about a Zima.
If you turn poop upside-down the other way, it's also a boob
Hoooollly shit, Sharon! Call 911 quick! You need a liquor IV stat!
Cripes, you're scaring me. I worry about you when you get like this. I mean, you're almost sober, I can barely understand you.
Weeth a tweest
I just saw LOL. Proknight, please take out my name from the list of candidates for Chess Player for May. I don't support elections, voting and all other trappings of democracy and free will. I live in a fascist state and work for the government. Thank you rocketstar for the nomination but it is grossly inappropriate in my case. Good luck to everyone else. :-)
I will vote for you, Chris (since I nominated you I think it is only fair)...
I don't know.... I think we should vote on it.
No please. I'll send you hate mail.
Oh, talking to TheGrobe :-)
Kasparov or karpov? vote
by Fear_the_Queen a few minutes ago
by adamplenty a few minutes ago
Carlsen is mediocre - my analyses
by montemaur 2 minutes ago
Scandinabian defence gambit???
by ViktorHNielsen 3 minutes ago
Is Aagard's Grandmaster Preparation: Calculation good?
by TheGreatOogieBoogie 3 minutes ago
what is this whole "carlsen plays like a computer" nonsense
by mkrist 3 minutes ago
What age to start teaching chess?
by Vo1d3mort 3 minutes ago
The bad thing about chess is its fixed starting position.
by ViktorHNielsen 4 minutes ago
Positional response to e4?
by Chunkz97 6 minutes ago
QG - Tarrasch vs Albin Counter Gambit
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