You know what they say:  "Scotch before bourbon..., you'll puke in a turban.  Bourbon then scotch...., like a kick to the crotch."

Hmmm, I'm actually beginning to think there may not be any good combination there.

This conversation would be better if someone said they would rustle up some Aquavits.

I want bourbon, I want Scotch, I want beer.

Throw in a beer there, penguin!  :)

Hi, Lisa

Howdy, cowgirl.

How are you on the drunk-o-meter?

 I'm only slightly tipsy

If you turn poop upside-down the other way, it's also a boob 

Hoooollly shit, Sharon!  Call 911 quick!  You need a liquor IV stat!

Cripes, you're scaring me.  I worry about you when you get like this.  I mean, you're almost sober, I can barely understand you.

Hilarious! 

Xenia likes vodka martini, straight up with a twist, as can easily be found in the August 2010 cpotm train wreck.  lol

She's an adorable pussy cat, isn't she.

Oh, I'm so sorry you had to wade through all that.  Remember, July and Xenia are just around the corner.  

I like how there's two exits in your gif, but no entrance.  lol

I just saw LOL. Proknight, please take out my name from the list of candidates for Chess Player for May. I don't support elections, voting and all other trappings of democracy and free will. I live in a fascist state and work for the government. Thank you rocketstar for the nomination but it is grossly inappropriate in my case. Good luck to everyone else. :-)  

I will vote for you, Chris (since I nominated you I think it is only fair)...

I don't know.... I think we should vote on it.

No please. I'll send you hate mail.