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Voting will begin Monday May 14 Pacific. Do you vote yet, I will annouce when it is time to vote.
@theoreticalboy: Alright, fine, even though nominations are closed, I will add him.
Proknight, Ben_Dover was nominated before NickYoung5. Are you really going to give him the shaft?
Yeah, I think Ben_Dover is being rear-ended here, and we shouldn't necessarily sit idly watching as he is. All of the members present should rise in support of Ben_Dover!
I blame trysts; always trying to stick it to the man.
There are soooo many people outside where I live! It's like some Mother's Day parade. Very scary!
I'll take creepy non-sequiturs for 100 please Alex....
I was right in being scared. It's a church gathering to honor(horrify) mothers...
It's not magically uplifting. It's a bunch of loud families parking their SUVs all over the place, having a fake ceremony for their fake gratitude for a fake virgin that they liken to be their own mother(with an older woman in what appears to be a Princess Leia costume).
Since you started prowling the forums, I now believe in hobbit-made climate change.
Disdain for middle class families check
Blasphemous contempt to the Blessed Virgin Mary check
Irritation at anything celebrating the concept of motherhood check
Never met anyone as liberal before. I bet you believe in man-made climate change too!
I love how you repeatedly spit out words like "liberal" and "feminist" as though they're something contemptible. You're ignorant intolerance shines through brightly.
I have pet likes and dislikes, but I do try to steer clear of generalization and absolutes. It's just too easy to appear foolish otherwise.
There's you getting annoyed at me all over again .... aaaaaaaaahhhhhh well, I'll stop here tonight, almost bedtime anyway.
I never stopped being annoyed with you.
Dislikes: Skeevy, oily types.
There are various degrees of annoyance, and that is when certain limits were breached. But it seems you enjoy playing dumb sometimes. Why don't you call a spade a spade, or maybe it is time for one of your nonsense fantasy specials.
Okay. The degree of annoyance you give to me is about five, on a scale from one to ten. Just above the smell of poop, and right below vomiting.
Don't worry guys, I think I can take it. Hopefully it isn't too hard...
Can we have more of a rise for Ben_d0ver instead of ciljettu's...creepiness?
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