CPOTM May 2012 cont.

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12 months ago · Quote · #421
mrguy888

Conquistador wrote:

What about the ones that are the size of baseball bats? Anybody inside those?

I hear that is how they grow baseball players.
12 months ago · Quote · #422
trysts

Conquistador wrote:

What about the ones that are the size of baseball bats? Anybody inside those?

Perhaps the people inside the fat eggplants store their bats in some other eggplants?
12 months ago · Quote · #423
HessianWarrior

corrijean wrote:

mrguy888 wrote:

My eggplants were not inhabited.

At least not that you know of. People unintentionally eat a surprisingly large number of bugs.

Is that what puts the "crunch" Broccoli?
12 months ago · Quote · #424
corrijean

The FDA has a policy limiting the amount of insect contamination in food. It varies by the type of food.

http://www.fda.gov/food/guidancecomplianceregulatoryinformation/guidancedocuments/sanitation/ucm056174.htm
12 months ago · Quote · #425
trysts

The CPOTM thread seems to be a think tank on the cutting edge.
12 months ago · Quote · #426
mrguy888

corrijean wrote:

The FDA has a policy limiting the amount of insect contamination in food. It varies by the type of food.

http://www.fda.gov/food/guidancecomplianceregulatoryinformation/guidancedocuments/sanitation/ucm056174.htm

Chocolate and peanut butter are two very tolerant foods IIRC.
12 months ago · Quote · #427
HessianWarrior

corrijean wrote:

The FDA has a policy limiting the amount of insect contamination in food. It varies by the type of food.

Ants make up one fourth of the total mass of all creatures on earth.
12 months ago · Quote · #428
trysts

HessianWarrior wrote:

corrijean wrote:

The FDA has a policy limiting the amount of insect contamination in food. It varies by the type of food.

Ants make up one fourth of the total mass of all creatures on earth.

How do you know?
12 months ago · Quote · #429
electricpawn

I hope there are no "bug part" question on this upcoming exam. I like essay questions. Essay questions got me through high school. Please, don't make any jokes about "cramming."
12 months ago · Quote · #430
mrguy888

electricpawn wrote:

I hope there are no "bug part" question on this upcoming exam. I like essay questions. Essay questions got me through high school. Please, don't make any jokes about "cramming."

And I got through despite essay questions...
12 months ago · Quote · #431
HessianWarrior

trysts wrote:

HessianWarrior wrote:

corrijean wrote:

The FDA has a policy limiting the amount of insect contamination in food. It varies by the type of food.

Ants make up one fourth of the total mass of all creatures on earth.

How do you know?

I knew someone would challenge that. The answer is I read it somewhere when Googling was just looking at Babes.
12 months ago · Quote · #432
trysts

electricpawn wrote:

I hope there are no "bug part" question on this upcoming exam. I like essay questions. Essay questions got me through high school. Please, don't make any jokes about "cramming."

Any bug questions you have, you should consult with hashish about, since he figured out the total mass of ants on this planet.
12 months ago · Quote · #433
Ben_d0ver

electricpawn wrote:

I hope there are no "bug part" question on this upcoming exam. I like essay questions. Essay questions got me through high school. Please, don't make any jokes about "cramming."

I can help you with cramming it in your head.
12 months ago · Quote · #434
electricpawn

trysts wrote:

electricpawn wrote:

I hope there are no "bug part" question on this upcoming exam. I like essay questions. Essay questions got me through high school. Please, don't make any jokes about "cramming."

Any bug questions you have, you should consult with hashish about, since he figured out the total mass of ants on this planet.

Ants have a highly organized social structure, and they clearly outnumber us. Should we start worrying?
12 months ago · Quote · #435
Conquistador

The ants control the land and the whales own the sea. We must build sky castles. It is the only solution (other than eating the elderly of course).
12 months ago · Quote · #436
trysts

electricpawn wrote:

Ants have a highly organized social structure, and they clearly outnumber us. Should we start worrying?

I would worry more about hashish finding people and sports equipment in his eggplants.
12 months ago · Quote · #437
electricpawn

trysts wrote:

electricpawn wrote:

Ants have a highly organized social structure, and they clearly outnumber us. Should we start worrying?

I would worry more about hashish finding people and sports equipment in his eggplants.

Is that code like "the eagle flies at midnight?" Or, "Midnight flies at the eagle?"
12 months ago · Quote · #438
trysts

electricpawn wrote:

trysts wrote:

electricpawn wrote:

Ants have a highly organized social structure, and they clearly outnumber us. Should we start worrying?

I would worry more about hashish finding people and sports equipment in his eggplants.

Is that code like "the eagle flies at midnight?" Or, "Midnight flies at the eagle?"

Yes
12 months ago · Quote · #439
electricpawn

trysts wrote:

electricpawn wrote:

trysts wrote:

electricpawn wrote:

Ants have a highly organized social structure, and they clearly outnumber us. Should we start worrying?

I would worry more about hashish finding people and sports equipment in his eggplants.

Is that code like "the eagle flies at midnight?" Or, "Midnight flies at the eagle?"

Yes
12 months ago · Quote · #440
proKnight98

ok, let's not get completely off topic.