CPOTU Chess Player of the Universe!

Anna, that is actually the reaction from most in regards to the Impaler.

Have I won yet?

What fruit resembles a pawn? Or grows in Canada?

You are definitely at a disadvantage.

Vegetables, CJ! Fruit might be the 2nd phase. We still don't know what Doc has up his sleeve (or feathers? wings?)

It boggles the mind.

I just tried googling "pawn vegetable" and I still got a fruit.

heinzie's Erik = fat pumpkin is magnificent.

Fiddlehead vegetables.  Yeah, I never heard of them before either.

Now I have to look them up.

They look like ferns.

(mrguy888)

Looked like Triffids to me. 

Surely our Canadian members would be better served by ice sculptures of vegetables?

^Seems apt.

Where would you get such an idea?

^Canadian version of Goldendog?

@Ciljettu, the humus guy.  A regular three ring circus.

Nah, Z, looking at that food makes my mouth water, whilst looking at ciljettu usually makes my stomach turn.  Can't be correct.

OK then, how about an aspiring Masterfile Tomato, that claims to be an Maltese Olympian, and chases (very young) skirts in cyberspace?

And those aren't old lipstick marks.

@Ciljettu.

We seem to have made some progress! Excellent!

Now we need a brief recap of nominees for CPOTU:

Erik/Award-winning pumpkin

Andy/Lettuce or Jack-o-Lantern

C-jett/celery (though to be fair, we should not really go off on him here, since I have blocked him ages ago and he can't reply)

Bigpoison/fried okra

kco/turnip

Spudnik/pizza

Ozzie C Cobblepot/eggplant

Mrguy888/fiddleheads (tastes like tender asparagus)

trysts/olive (or the taters in the vodka?)

goldendog/banana puppy.

Now this brings up whether the banana is really a fruit, since it really is just a big pile of gross mush with really sad little seeds in it that you can only find when the whole thing goes brown. Still, it may be considered that my vegetable-only policy has been harsh on nuts and berries and other things that grow from the gonads of plants.

Nominations will remain open for a day or so until the policy on banning fruit is resolved by way of interesting pictures and sweet, ripe revelry.

Will this persuade you to allow fruit?

Personally, I don't like Angelina Jolie 'cause I think she is a weird person, but I've heard that men like her.