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Aside from feeling kind of stupid, I'd worry about long term problems related to odors and seat cushions.
Just put a little Windex on it.
bring a towel to sit on
or have a shower together, I mean not with your mate.
playing in the buff would let you think unencumbered, but your opponent maybe distracted, unable to look you in the eye
OK, so we haul around towels and such...but wait, why not attach that towel to you, so you free up your hands and don't have to go looking for towels or forget them. Looks like I just invented clothes!
Around the home??
Perhaps not surprisingly, that is a thought which is virtually 100% repellent.
Not 100%. 99% I'd give ya', but they do let the ladies play chess nowadays, ya' geezer.
Simply being female is not the only qualifying factor when it comes to non-repulsiveness.
What about human females?
Will that do it ya' hoity-toity canuck?
By the time February rolls around up here, yeah, that's probably sufficient.
ok fellas, the thought of playing a human female Canuck otb in the park with giant chess pieces is very pleasant
ok fellas, the thought of playing a human female Canuck otb in the park with giant chest pieces is very pleasant
great, now for the visa and away I go...yahoo!
thinking of meeting landwehr somewhere in Canada?
Not really lol
Pity...I was available
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