Well, that was a veritable word tower...

"Rich veins...?" Is that another way of calling me a fat-ass? I knew the salesperson lied when i asked how these jeans made me look!

Actually, your pic doesn't make you look fat at all.  Unlike mine...

Have you looked at my base? It's the jeans, i tell ya!

Okay, so maybe you do have a little bit of shelf booty.  But try having your head be the widest part of your body sometime (it's hell, I tell ya).

You have a point there. I was about to go on about the shine on my hairless head, but the dark rings around your eyes take the cake.

Yeah, it was a lot more fun getting them than it is having them.

http://www.chess.com/livechess/game?id=446535002

In that game 12fxg3 would've been wiser:

or before it.