96 signs you play too much 960

Here we go! Yes, I'm sorry that I created another parody, but this just was waiting to be made!

1. You think the normal chess setup is wrong

2. You don't know what an opening book is

3. You have played each different piece setup in 960 at least 3 times

4. Fischer is your favorite player because he created 960

5. You think there should be a 960 world championship

6. You are constantly spamming chess.com to find out when Live 960 will come out

7. You have a die in your chess set. (This is because you can choose a 960 position by rolling a die so many times and placing pieces)

8. You don't know how to control the center

9. You wonder what the purpose of a fianchetto is, when one bishop starts in the diagonal a lot of times

10. You only have a 960 rating on this site

12. u fail on live chess

13. You are always a  in 960 because you remember every sinlge setup pooistion in 960, and the best moves and responses in every one...

14. You win the 960 world championship and hold it for 20 years

You hang all your pieces 96 times.

15. You didn't get laid for a long time and you read the title of this thread "69 signs you play too much 960"

16. At the beginning of chess games, you check your 2nd/ 7th rank for unprotected pawns.

You ask staff why there isn't a Chess 960 Mentor.

Or 960 TT.

19. When you actually play regular chess, you ask to be jumped right into the endgame, because it's the only part similar to 960

21. You keep switching F-reddy and H-arry on the chess board. I know othey're twins but seriously, only 960 players get them confused for each other.

We need 1 minute 960 bullet too. 

useless for most people who dont have ratings above 1000