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Wow...am I the only one who finds this extremely pathetic? Cheater_1 posts for attention, yes...but isn't that exactly what this post is designed for? Just someone trying to be the center of attention, so he comes up with a "clever" challenge to beat Cheater_1; this could be held privately between ih8sens and cheater_1, no need to publicize it.
This is almost like Cheater_1's post, purely for attention, to see what kind of responses it gets. I say have nothing to do with Cheater_1 at all (no offense, honestly I like reading the banter, but just for this I say nay), nothing with Cheater_1 or anyone like this (yes I know this is a tad hypocritical).
The intention was to decide privately, ahead of time, using erik or some other trustworthy source as a 'moderator'. Definitely a good question.
And for everyone who's talkin about me either shooting for attention/giving cheater too much... this is the point! This is entirely a psychological game I'm diving into and I have every intention of playing with each member of this thread as well as opening myself up to attack if neccessary.
I enjoy the occasional round of 'intelligent' banter, pardon the irony.
IH8SENS...you are aware that most people will think we are the same person and I will be playing myself. I have posed as two different people before and played myself. I put on quite a good show, and I must admit, I am the TOUGHEST player I have ever played. I actually checkmated myself and am the only person to ever do so.
Anyway. IH8SENS. I have encountered your ilk before. The young up and comer who wants to prove something. The person trying to make a name for themselves by knocking the king off the hill. Well, in my old age, I'm very selective about who I cheat, and seeing there aint a human on the face of this earth who can mate me, I must conclude that you'll be cheating, too. We can just forget about you playing legit against me--waste of time--youd lose inside of 20 moves. Prog vs prog, eh? You got my attention. No doubt all the cheater haters would be lining up around the block to watch me cheat, so therefore ERIK would not allow his pride and joy chess.com to sink into the mud--he wouldnt allow it.
But, if he did...prog vs prog......what do you have in mind for the time controls? NO CORRESPONDENCE CHESS...My skill, my proficiency, my talent, my life has been devoted to not just using a program to tell me the best move...but to use a program ON THE FLY with the clock tic toc-ing in your face, forcing you to adapt and think quickly.
Just talking about this subject has gotten me several stern warnings in my mailbox from this site administrators. If ERIK or any admin is reading this, I say that in no way am I trying to start anything, but am merely responding to a jealous player enticing me, antagonizing me to cheat so that I will get banned. You got to wake up pretty early to cheat a cheater. IH8SEN.....I can see right through you.
My skill, my proficiency, my talent, my life has been devoted to not just using a program to tell me the best move...but to use a program ON THE FLY with the clock tic toc-ing in your face, forcing you to adapt and think quickly.
Wow man, you've dedicated your life to a completely unmarketable skill. A guy like you must get laid A LOT. You got any clever DnD cheating tips you wanna throw at us while we're listening?
Now why must people like you make fun of him? If its something he loves, why is it so wrong for him to be so devoted to it?
Because this is the same as a person dedicating his life to picking up golfballs and run to the hole to put them in there or competeting against random joggers outside on a bike. It's really really funny to see someone dedicate his life to it.
Well I am happy to read your response. I felt you would have been smartest to avoid the thread despite my goadings but you have replied well.
My intention was a 3 day time controlled game via correspondence on this site and I had no intention of trying to get anyone banned. In fact, if you were to reread the final part of my original post you'd find that I wanted Erik's okay before we did this and should you follow the thread a little further you'll find that we have this permission.
As regards your claim that I would lose within 20 moves to your PC. Well... I can't say this is impossible but I truly believe it is very unlikely. I have beaten various engines before (most with a time handicap/correspondence but occasionally in blitz!) and I can't see why a match against you would be any different.
You are free to come here again covering your butt although I see no reason why you would decline my challenge unless, of course, you are not the 'professional' (to use your word) cheater you claim to be.
Either way I don't blame you.
Seems a bit of a pointless challenge - he can use one of several cheap programs these days to cheat to grandmaster level, as for determining which game you cheated in, it will simply be the one in which you did not get crushed.
If you are hoping to prove he doesn't know how to cheat, any moron with £10.99 to spare can do that.
haha...this guy is smart, confusing everyone :)
Well he does not confuses me, he is a person who has seved and after a long time of waiting gathered £10.99 and bought a chessgame on the computer. Since he cant cheat with the computer in Real life, I guess he tried it but that the opponent saw a bit of the computer where it was hided under MR CHeaters shirt. Ayway he must play where his opponents dont see him, CHESS.COM! Here he sayes he is the best cheater in the world because he is beating people who dont cheat... Does that make you a master???
But now comes another guy to save us with his own Chessgame. Lets pray everybody that this game is bought for £11.99.
Bouth seems to me being persons with far to much spair time seking for attention. Perhaps this ih8sens is not just a person seeking for attention but a normal person trying to make this cheater to shout up. But it is still a wery useless challenge in my mind.
Even though I will watch it and cheering for our beloved ih8sens because people who wrights posts big as essayes is wery annoying.
"Lets pray everybody that this game is bought for £11.99."
I love Swedish humor!
I like a bit of drama over nothing. I think the game should be spectatable. If not the PNG's posted.
I also enjoy cheater_1's posts.., almost poetic. I wonder if we'll be able to say the same about his chess.
Please play, as dirtily as possible!
cheater_1 has declined.
I am willing to change my offer to two games both involving engine use by both of us but I insist on CC not blitz.
Just entered this thread to release a build up of gas.
Seemed the appropriate place.
cheater_1 you disappoint me.
I was rooting for you. (I've always loved the underdog.)
:) Well, looking at the posts its clear your the peoples favourite.
Maybe one day someone will be brave enough to put there pawns where there posts are, and accept a challenge.
Cheater_1 is a classic example of man/persona that is unable to live up to his own hype. He knows that he cannot backup his claims so all his is left with is to challenge others to disprove his cheating prowess. This type of futility is equivalent to proving a Universal Negative, e.g.: "there is no god", "there is no Loch Ness Monster", and "Cheater_1 is not the greatest cheater on the planet". Due to the fact that we are not omnipresent, combined with cheater_1 being unwilling/unable to make an appearance.... we are left holding a bag filled only with his rhetoric. I think it is great that ih8sens called him out! I also think it is funny that Cheater_1 blames the admin.'s of this site for holding him back from showing his wonder and glory!?! This thread really exposes his/her true nature, or should I say…lack there of.
Screw him, let's play Chess!!
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